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saikira999 · 1 year ago

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headcanons for how Idia and Malleus play Minecraft?

~ Headcanons for twst characters playing Minecraft.

I was a little late, but here are the headcannons! :D

Also, a little friendly reminder that English is not My native language and if you find errors in the text, please write to me about it.

Another parts about :

Azul and Lilia!

Riddle and Leona!

Jade and Floyd!

[Idia]

1) Absolute pro.

2) During the entire game, big bro has already set up His own server with tens of hundreds of buildings, houses and cities, on which all of Ignihyde plays...

But for you, beginners, He will of course make a new one.

3) Lives not in an ordinary house, but in a secret underground complex with hundreds of traps, secrets and secret passages. The entire dungeon is arranged quite professionally and beautifully, in a black and blue palette, using wool, clay, stone and several types of thin blocks and half-blocks, steps and other things. Instead of ordinary torches, he uses blue torches with soul fire.

4) He doesn’t trust his account to anyone except Ortho, but he tries to make sure that his beloved younger brother doesn’t waste any important resources or do anything unnecessary.

5) His favorite and least favorite location is Nether.

6) His base is guarded by three dogs with blue collars.

7) The same walking guide that explains to everyone and everything how to play and answers all kinds of questions.

8) The bro on the server has absolute power... After all, he is the admin here and the main expert in cheat codes.

9) Despite the fact that he feels much more confident in the square world, he still does not like to interact with other players and prefers to play alone. If there are too many players on the server, He either rushes to retire, or barely uses the microphone and hangs around somewhere in the corners.

He is most comfortable playing with Lilia, Ortho, Azul and possibly Yuu.

10) Keeps a joke counter when someone compares His hair to the blue soul fire (137)...

11) Loves block art and other buildings like statues of favorite anime characters.

12) Usually, he plays with a ton of shaders, mods and other additions, but since not all dorms are equipped with powerful hardware, like in Ignihyde, bro have to play with a minimum amount of additional details.

13) Knows all the cool bugs, recipes, theories and locations of Minecraft.

14) In one of the secret rooms he built a cemetery for His pets.

15) Of all the players, he comes to the server most often, and could have reached the dragon in one day, if not for Ortho’s gentle reminder that on a joint server you need to play TOGETHER.

16) His main fear is if His mother somehow logs onto the server.

17) Always swears at updates.

18) Sometimes he seriously thinks about buying the rights to the game...

19) Minecraft is my life!

20) MINECRAAAAAAAAAFT

(Insert audio from that screaming russian schoolboy meme)

[Malleus]

1) He doesn’t know what Minecraft is and when Yuu and Idia invite him to play (Invitation???? He’ll definitely join!), he asks Lilia what “Minecraft” is and what spell can He use to get into this mysterious world?

2) When he sits down at the computer for the first time, he falls into a crisis and looks at the square icon for a long time (3 hours), in sincere bewilderment.

Then he decides to try to figure it out on his own... And accidentally blows up the computer.

(Poor Lilia.)

4) FINALLY having figured out the controls on the phone (Still poor Lilia), he came onto the server and falls into a new crisis and shock from the appearance of the game...

"This is definitely... It will be interesting..."

5) Absolute noob. Bro sometimes even forgets that his character is weak and mortal. Several times, He simply walks into lava, forgets to eat, or swims in the water for a long time and is genuinely perplexed as to why his character is dying.

6) Tsunotaro's house is a simple wooden box made of dark oak logs, vines and flowers. There is no floor - only fragrant green grass. The windows are also missing and replaced with fences. Right at the doorstep is a garden with flowers, and on the roof there will be creepy, crooked figures made of blocks and half-blocks of stone and basalt (Gargoyles were planned).

Perhaps He will try in the future to rebuild the house into something more gothic, but Tsunotaro like architect, is like a Grim like nutritionist... Yuu is His most frequent guest and Draconia, according to all the rules of etiquette, tries to feed the visitor and force him to stay as a guest with Him, like a decent owner.... Oh, Yuu invites Him to visit...?

...He will definitely come and build Yuu a crooked gargoyle as a sign of gratitude... And I hope that a human child will be smart enough not to destroy His building...

.......No, I'm serious. Don't.

7) He doesn’t understand anything and either follows other players 24/7 or gets lost and Idia eventually finds him a couple hundred chunks away from the spawn location, trying to make friends with the bat.

8) Griefers? Who is this? Is there such a crazy person who would try to break down His house...?

9) Oddly enough, his main occupation is taming everyone he can. Cats? Parrots? Dogs? A whole farm with a variety of livestock from small to large? Two little slimes? Strange guy with white eyes behind the tree? Yuu? He will take care of everyone.... Rest assured)

+ Animals in this game do not age and cannot die unless you put them in danger, or play it safe and give them name tags....

10) The same guy whose game constantly crashes for some reason or whose microphone crashes.

11) Belongs to the type of people who can simply take and give another player either a beautiful, freshly picked flower, or incredibly rare and expensive armor or weapons, with several layers of enchantment, which He obtained from an unknown place and in an unknown way.

12) For a reason unknown to anyone, all mobs such as monsters, villagers and pillagers, except animals and children, bypass him.

13) Loves to wander through abandoned villages and mines.

14) In PVP he is not particularly smart and sticks with more neutral and calm players and rarely gets into fights with anyone... If at all anyone wants to fight with Him.

15) He dreams of building a GIANT Gargoyle, but so far, all he gets is another crooked, creepy pile of stones, only of larger sizes.

16) When he learns that the goal of the game is to kill the dragon and take It's egg, his reaction is literally: ....Mother?🤨

17) He doesn’t want to fight with His relative, and when Idia kills the dragon, he bursts into His room with lightning and thunder in order to interrogate the corpse of Gloomurai, which did not survive several heart attacks.

18) Tsunotaro took the egg for Himself and built a kind of temple for It (Surrounded by gargoyles, of course), and sincerely waited for it to hatch, until Lilia, who came to the rescue, said that this was not possible in the game.

19) Conclusion: One was disappointed because He could not atone for the brutally murdered dragon mother and raise Her child, and the second, although He laughed amicably, still grabbed a couple of Vietnamese (Briar Valley) flashbacks.

(Poor Malleus and Lilia)

20) Later, scared to death, Idia will install a mod especially for Tsunotaro that allows him to hatch and tame a dragon from the egg he received in The End 😊

(Poor Idia)

That's it! I am waiting for your new requests :3

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coffeegnomee · 6 months ago

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Will we get a 3rd tell-all from spoke or vi about what really happened in the wormhole? Does it even matter?

Because Spoke's video haunts me in the deep, deep regret that he has towards his actions in s4, particularly during the dupe war. The purpose of the video being the tell-all of his actions against Mapicc and against Parrot.

How he ignored his friendship with Mapicc in favor of bullying his way to getting the ending he wanted, even saying in the present day voiceover: 56:55 SPOKE: "eventually after the amount of threats and pressure I put on my friend, he gave up"

Friend. singular. Even though Zam and (presumably) vortex were also in that call.

And how he abused his friendship with Parrot, creating a team that at every single moment was a lie.

Spoke did a lot of fucked up shit in the wormhole, told a lot of lies, abused friendships. And now, ooc, Spoke had realized just how fucked that was. He knew, from knowing his own mind, that the nppp was nothing. At every step it was a desperate and delicate dance to get parrot in the right position to click a sign and not try and stop them after.

But you actually just straight up cannot watch the nppp story and not be convinced that Spoke loved that team just as much. The hours spent streaming together, the three seasons of friendship, the declarations that it was all for the team, all for Parrot, even in the end in the last moments of the server.

In Character, if not also as a cc, Spoke did care about that team. He cared about Parrot. And if anything it made the guilt of what he had done to him hurt all the more.

And when Parrot says, I didn't use exploits because I would rather let the team down than the server down, Spoke had no response, still has no response other than putting on pants, yelling fuck it, op-ing vi, and jumping into the void.

His only response now was that he did it all because it felt like he was doing the impossible, ending the video seconds later, but not before giving a reminder that uu s1 is ending. Implying he has nothing else to do but that he did s4 because it was the impossible. Ominous stuff for the fate of s6 if I may be so bold.

But i digress. The whole first half of the video is an apology note to Parrot and Mapicc and a cautionary tale to the viewers.

And then we get to Vitalasy. Because what this is Not, is any of that for him.

What is interesting to me, and I can't stop thinking about it, is just how many On Screen Vi and Spoke interactions late s4 were just written out of Spoke's video completely. Scenes that were streamed by others, things that I have wondered about why the two of them would be interacting that way:

(wait. tiny aside. Spoke said thanks to his brother for recording the Planet wormhole stream, implying he wouldn't have it otherwise. does he not know about the archive?)

The day (4/16/23) Spoke and co tried to chunk ban vitalasy while mapicc was live. Spoke teleported up to the prison after Vi respawned (giving him an echest?) and then tried to cover it up when mapicc said he could see him up there.

The next day (4/17/23) Spoke standing on the impromptu risers looking down at a weak vitalasy who had just burned all his exploits form his enderchest saying there is only one player who knows how to do the wormhole glitch and he's done doing that.

The times (5/7/23) where Spoke (and Mapicc) were annoying Vi while Vi and Zam were trying to have their conversations on Subz's islands. (5/3/23) Vi looking down at Spoke and saying how much he hates him while Zam tries reconciling with Vi to complete his flower circle.

This being, ironically, the impetus for Zam thinking they were still working together because they were being too obvious in how much they hated each other.

Zam was right about them working together, in Vi's first wormhole finale video (Using Exploits to Fight Admin Abuse) right in the last seconds Vi flashes up DMs he sent about how the wormhole would open with the cc's joining and ending with:

Sent three days after his dramatic burning of exploits and self-ban.

But Spoke didn't get op until May 1, 10 days after that Vi DM.

Which was just a few days before those two last streams (5/3 and 5/7) where they seemed to be more antagonistic than before.

Of course, Spoke's video now says Vi did ask for op, but he denied him. And says "there's more that happened but that would take to long to explain".

What we got was, ominously, the happy ending where nothing confusing happened at all. In the same video where he says the last happy ending where nothing confusing happened at all was a coverup for what actually happened.

So what the hell happened.

We will never know. And probably for good reason bc it's giving private stuff with how much it's not talked about. And they hardly need to clear the air on any of that.

But Spoke's paranoia was running deep by the end of the wormhole, so it's understandable that he wouldn't give anyone op. Anyone with op could op anyone else.

And he was keeping tight control over everything, and here I go with havoc duo dramatics, but after betraying their three years of friendship, Spoke promised to make a good ending, not let any of the exploits get out, to keep everything safe.

He says in his video he said all of that to make Parrot think that they were unstoppable, and as blackmail that if Parrot leaked anything Spoke could go back on that promise and release all the exploits to all the players.

But something that has always made me love Spoke's wormhole is how balanced he made it. It was scuffed, sure, but Spoke had infinite power and no matter how much he says restraint was hard, he had a hell of a lot of restraint. You only need to watch one Skeppy video destroying my friend's server to know how stupid getting creative mode can make you.

Even though he had abused his friendship with Parrot, he cared so deeply about him that he didn't want to actually destroy their friendship. Well aware that Parrot could just ban him off lifesteal entirely, like the discord and everything, he made sure the ending was balanced enough to make a good story.

Which is all Parrot ever wants. There's a haunting moment at the end of season 3 where Zam tries to get Parrot to give him the hearts Tubbo had collected and Parrot refuses because he wants "the biggest bang for my buck"; he wants the chaos, he wants the interesting plot, he craves the adrenaline.

Call it fear of repercussions, call it love of his friend, call it both. But Spoke prioritized Parrot and prioritized making an interesting story for Parrot over everyone. everyone. else.

Over Vitalasy, screwing his plot over and refusing op until the last seconds. Doing, truly who knows what, to keep control of the wormhole only in his own hands and not with Vi (or Subz).

Over Mapicc (and Zam), screwing his plot over and planning to end the server in peace with Parrot if Parrot won the wormhole. I went back and watched zam's "Night of the End" vod and Mapicc confronts Spoke about betraying them to Parrot and potentially leaking the control room to him if they won the wormhole, which Mapicc is not happy about. And Spoke weaves a web of lies and deflection to make them think he won't do that. Even as he is literally doing that. Once again manipulating Mapicc just like he did in the dupe war, but not mentioning it in the video just as he didn't mention Vi in the second half.

And he even screwed over Ro too, refusing to let him on the team (though mapicc was also involved in that decision iirc) taking it as too great a risk to getting this balanced ending he wanted.

This balanced ending that, despite all the exploits, heavily favored Parrot winning. The balancing gave them a slow decent into loosing, Spoke could have brought out the OP items earlier, his red chestplate, or banned hearts earlier, or so many things. But instead he made it as close as possible. They won by 18 seconds. The balancing made it a damn good story. But in the end, he showed them the control room anyway. He wanted to loose. Call it guilt over abusing the server all season, call it fairness that evil should loose, call it love for the server. At the end of the day,

Nobody mattered more than Parrot.

#lifesteal #havoc duo #spoke #parrot #gnome.rambles #gnome.essay

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frickyeahfanfic · 11 days ago

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〉the enemy of my enemy

chapter 6 - collateral.

ethan hunt x f!reader 》 masterpost here - playlist here summary: You’re alone. Prague is the first real lead you’ve had on VANTAGE since everything went haywire—and you’re not about to let some fancy IMF agent ruin your shot. But when Ethan Hunt intercepts you mid-mission, everything spirals. word count: 3780 (hope it was worth the wait!) warnings: some violence. a/n: sorry there's a bit of jumping around this chapter. but i just wanted to get to the good stuff - i'm sure you all want to as well!!

MARSEILLE. IMF SAFEHOUSE VILLA, 07:17 HOURS.

Tomorrow will come too fast. But for now, you can rest.

Beep beep beep

The repetitive noise gets louder and more annoying coming from the other room. You open your eyes cautiously and see light pouring in from the windows. It’s daytime.

You sit up and look around the room, oblivious to your bedhead, trying to pinpoint that irritating noise. It’s coming from the bedroom where Benji’s setup was last night.

The moment you rise to your feet, the beeping stops. You wander to the room, rubbing your eyes to wake them up faster. You’re greeted with Benji and Ethan leaning over the computer, both of them with the same, focused expression on their face. They’re both in different clothes, all ready for the day. How come they didn’t wake me up earlier?

You rap your knuckles on the opened door. “Mind if I join? What movie are you watching?”

Ethan looks up at you. “We found the next server node.”

“It’s in Japan,” Benji chimes in, still looking at the computer screen.

“Oh, okay,” you say, voice somewhat croaky. “So what does that mean?”

“We have flights to Tokyo in about an hour. We’ll fly separately since Benji suspects that we might be on VANTAGE’s radar now, after Marseille. If we’re split up, we’re harder to target. We’ll all be in communication with each other and meet up at a rendezvous point once we’re all there,” Ethan says, moving away from the table and grabbing a backpack off the ground.

He tosses it to you, and you catch it, wobbling slightly. He raises an eyebrow.

“My ankle?” You huff. His lips tighten slightly. He must have forgotten.

“That’s your travel bag. Don’t lose it. Keep everything inside and zipped up in the airport. You’ll avoid chaos if you do,” Ethan says, nodding to the backpack.

“What? Like it’s got a bomb inside- oh.” You zip open the bag and see a small pistol and some tech gear. “Okay. Got it.” You figure the fabric of the bag is made of some sort of anti-X-ray material.

You tilt your head and smile. “You’re okay with all of this? All this… power?”

“It was my idea. We didn’t want to leave you defenseless, of course,” Benji says.

Your smile fades from your face. “I can handle myself just fine without a gun…” You mutter under your breath.

Ethan takes a few steps towards you, then stops just a couple feet away. “Which reminds me to ask, you’re not just a programmer. So how did you learn-”

“How to take care of things?” You cut him off.

“That’s one way to put it,” Benji chuckles.

Ethan gives you a look.

“You’re right. I’m not just a programmer. I had training. A sort of ‘special forces’ private agency. It was tactical and technical. VANTAGE recruited straight out of the program, said that we’d be behind screens, writing code.”

You pause for a second, debating on how much to tell them. “Soon we were in the field, gathering intel, running ops, and accomplishing… ‘tasks’”.

Ethan glances at Benji, then back to you.“Tasks?”

“Your version would call them missions. Ours didn’t come with much briefing. We were told to not ask questions. Just get the job done. I had been so caught up with trying to prove myself that I didn’t realize what I was enabling until it was too late.”

Your lip quavers, not with fear, but out of anger. “They manipulated us. I lost friends to VANTAGE and became someone I barely recognised. I advanced through ranks and became close to one of the higher ups. He liked me because I was efficient, and could program anything he needed. I started piecing together the bigger picture. What VANTAGE was really planning. And it hit me what that would result in for the rest of the world. I couldn’t let that happen. Not on my watch.”

You look down at the floor, unaware that your hands were clenched into fists. “I didn’t want to be caught in the fallout either. I was a coward. I obliterated my file. They tried to kill me. So I ran. And I’ve been trying to stop them on my own ever since.”

Benji rises to his feet. “They put a target on your back because you were the only one who could stop them, didn’t they?”

You meet his gaze. “I know too much. More than I should’ve.”

You turn to Ethan. “They trusted me. Gave me access most people would kill for. And I let them.”

Silence hangs through the air. You squint at Ethan. “Still think I shouldn’t have come back for you?”

He looks at you carefully, and you brace yourself for a sharp reply.

“No,” he says, voice lower than before. “You should’ve had backup a long time ago.”

You’re surprised by the softness of his voice. And you realize how badly you needed to hear that.

Someone who believes in you.

You take a deep breath and sigh. “I’ve never been to Japan.”

The tension is still thick in the air, like everyone is still thinking about what you just said about your history with VANTAGE. Only after a few moments Benji speaks up.

“It’s a beautiful country. But we don’t have a lot of IMF coverage there. We’ll have to be careful.”

He glances down at the computer screen. “We’ll need to get the next credentials from the relay server there, cross match them with the routing code that we pulled earlier. Once we have the second node’s credentials, we can move to the final relay location and intercept the activation sequence.”

Benji shuts the computer. “The activation requires multiple nodes to fire in sync. But since we already captured the Marseille credentials, and we’ll hopefully get the Tokyo ones, I can spoof that node remotely from wherever we are when we find the last relay location.”

“Anything to be worried about?” You ask with a dry scoff. You’re already calculating the odds, and they’re not in your favor.

“Everything.” Benji replies without missing a beat.

You nearly jump when Ethan puts a hand on your shoulder. “Let’s go. We’ve got flights to catch.”

His presence is calm, but confident. It’s enough to pull you out of your spiral. Despite everything you’re gone through with him, he’s proven to be consistent, strong…

And maybe that’s what unsettles you the most out of all of this. How much you’re starting to rely on him.

He leaves the room without another word. Benji busies himself packing the most critical pieces of tech. And for a moment, you just stand there, letting it all sink in.

Right now, you need Ethan Hunt.

Although you may have kept him alive, he's the one holding you together now. And helping you take down VANTAGE. He believes you. You’re not fighting your past alone anymore.

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“Enjoy the flight, remember, stay in the Shinsen station at Shibuya. Ethan will arrive shortly after you and find you, then I’ll meet you both at the safehouse. Stay low and out of trouble.”

The three of you are at the terminal, and Benji hands you a boarding pass and a fake passport.

“No promises,” you wink at them, and then head for security.

“She’s a handful,” Benji huffs. Ethan watches you narrow-eyed as you disappear into the sea of people. It’s a huge risk, letting you go ahead. You could take a different flight, end up miles away from them. But he’s willing to take the risk. Something tells him that you’re going to stay loyal.

Maybe it’s more hoping rather than knowing.

“She’s a threat. But not to us anymore,” Ethan says back.

Benji turns, surprised. “You’re sure?” His nervousness is apparent on his face.

Ethan avoids facing him. “She’s not going to split. She thinks that she can’t do this without us. That’s enough surety for me.”

Benji nearly snorts. “You’re not wrong. She does need us. But I think you need her just as much.”

This gets his attention. Ethan faces him, jaw tense. “We happened to cross paths with her. We got lucky she chose to stay.”

Benji shrugs, letting it go with a small smirk. “If you say so.”

Ethan doesn’t reply. His eyes are back on the terminal, analyzing, observant as always. But the way his gaze lingered on the crowd you disappeared into…

Perhaps Benji was onto something.

TOKYO, JAPAN, 18:01 HOURS.

Tokyo was electric, different, and busy. You had no worries about staying hidden from any followers. By the time your flight landed and you got to Shibuya district, you were high on adrenaline, carefully watching for any trouble. Head down, backpack on tight, scanning each building, each face that passed yours.

You wanted to leave the underground station and explore the neon city, but this wasn’t a vacation. There was no time to be a tourist now. And you had to be ready for Ethan’s arrival.

You pulled a wallet out of the bag Benji had given you and found some cash. Traveling made you hungry. In the station, there’s small restaurants lined up, and you duck inside one, ordering some hot ramen. After the waiter brought your food, you downed it in minutes, leaving none of it to waste. Who knows when your next meal is going to be.

As you start leaving the restaurant, someone grabs your arm from behind.

“Hey! You shout, turning to see who the offender was. You sigh of relief, realizing it was Ethan.

“Do you not know how to use a phone?” He lets go of your arm.

“What? Oh, I-” You squeeze your eyes shut for a second. You hadn’t even taken it out of the backpack. You look back at him. “You got here quick. Also how did you find me?”

He ignores your questions. Those were all easily explained by the fact that he was an IMF agent. “Let’s hurry. Benji’s flight lands in half an hour. We don’t want to waste any time here, the more time we’re stagnant, the greater chance of VANTAGE closing in on our location. Benji suspects that because VANTAGE is already deep in some servers, it wouldn’t be difficult to track us down. We’ve covered our tracks well so far, but who knows.”

You nod and follow him through the station. It takes about twenty minutes by subway and walking to get to the safehouse, a good distance from the busy hub of Tokyo.

Once inside, Ethan starts laying out gear and some weapons. You can’t help but notice how small the safehouse is, cramped, furniture all nearly touching each other.

You awkwardly stand and watch, trying to figure out how to help. You approach him at the table he was working by, set your backpack down and grab a pistol.

“Don’t touch anything.” Ethan mutters, pulling out a jacket from a tiny closet.

You put the gun back down on the table, letting it hit just a little too hard.

Ethan turns and glares at you.

You throw your hands in the air. “Come on! If you want me to be part of the team, then act like it! You’re acting like you have to babysit me or something,” you say, annoyed. “I thought you were starting to trust me,” you add under your breath.

In a moment, Ethan steps forward, and he’s closer than you expected. His green eyes are sharp, unreadable, and there’s something else behind them. Not anger. Not exactly.

“I do trust you.”

Your lips part, but no words come out.

“But don’t make me regret it.”

You’re frozen to the ground. His gaze lingers on yours like he’s waiting to see if you’ll push back or step away. You do neither.

Without warning, the door swings open.

Benji strolls in, completely oblivious. “Okay, good news, no one followed me. Bad news, I lost my spare change to a vending machine-”

He stops mid-sentence when he sees the space between you and Ethan. The tension is high. And you’re both suddenly pretending to look anywhere but at each other.

“Did I… miss something?” Benji blinks, a bag of chips crinkling in his hand.

You step backwards, hitting the wall behind you. “Ugh, this room is tiny!” you complain, trying to diffuse the moment.

Benji says something quietly to himself and shrugs.

Ethan goes back to prepping gear. You turn to Benji and watch as he shuffles around the room, putting his bag and chips down. He grabs a laptop out of his bag and gets straight to business.

“So. The node is tucked away in a high-rise data center, sixty floors, just north of Shibuya. Ethan will go in as a third-party auditor doing a spot check on their physical security protocols, and you’ll get in through the roof. Is your ankle okay?”

“The roof? Do you expect me to fly?” You ask incredulously.

Benji looks up and smiles at you. “In a way, yes. The building is a bit smaller than a few of the ones next to it, so you’ll get to the top of a neighboring building, use a wire, and just zip over to the roof.”

You turn to Ethan, then back to Benji. “Can’t he do that? I thought you both wanted me off the ground.”

Benji shakes his head. “Unfortunately, only authorized personnel with verified credentials can move freely through the lower floors. Ethan’s cover gives him access to most of the building, yours doesn’t. You’re the only one small enough to make the roof jump clean. Sorry. Besides, the zipline’s a fun ride. You’ll get to see more of Japan than either of us.”

“Fine. Roof access. Then what?”

“Then, you’ll make your way downstairs after planting an uplink. This will only give us access to the security personnel’s comms feed. On the 43rd floor is where the servers are. We’ll give you another drive that overrides the system and gets you the credentials again. Ethan will disable and keep the security systems offline so you can move around without getting caught. Unfortunately I can’t do much on the outside since they’re using a system I’ve never seen before, so you’ll have to wait for him to get in.”

You fold your arms. “Then we get out.”

Benji nods stiffly. “Hopefully it won’t be as bad as the last time. I’ll mute the security guards’ comms with the uplink so that they won’t be able to talk to each other. You’ll go back the way you came, though to a shorter building, and Ethan will leave the way he came through.”

Ethan clicks a magazine into a pistol. “Any questions?”

You quirk an eyebrow. “When do we start?”

He drops the pistol into a holster and tosses it towards you. “Right now.”

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The Tokyo air seemed to have cooled down a bit in the middle of the night. Or maybe it’s just because you’re on top of an extremely tall building in the city, and the wind is whipping through your clothes.

Is now a bad time to say you’re afraid of heights?

“Benji, talk to me,” you say, crouched down on the roof, a grappling hook in your right hand. “How in the world am I supposed to shoot this straight?”

“You’ve literally killed people, you know how to aim,” Benji’s voice crackles over your earpiece.

You look at the grappling hook, eyes trailing on the thin metal wire behind you that you secured to a small ladder.

“I know, this is just… different.”

There’s a pause, then Benji’s sweet British voice comes back on.

“Ethan’s just about to head in. It’s time. Just aim for the middle of the roof and shoot. It just needs to catch onto the ledge, which there’s plenty of.”

“I’m entering the building,” Ethan’s voice says lowly. Your stomach turns. You’re not used to hearing his voice on comms.

You shake your head, vision going somewhat blurry out of nerves. “Here goes nothing.”

You press the trigger, hook shoots out, and the wire follows. Within seconds it’s attached to the target roof.

“Perfect. Now, attach yourself to the wire, and jump.”

You clip on your small hardness to the wire like you had practiced a few times, and stand on the edge of your current building. You try to not look down, but you can’t help it.

You’re certainly seeing much more Japan than the rest of the team, but not in the way you’d like.

Holding your breath, you jump. The hardness cinches tight around your hips and suddenly you’re flying through the air. The neighboring building gets closer, faster than you anticipated, and suddenly you’re crashing onto the roof.

“Ow.”

“You alright?” Benji asks.

You quickly get on your feet and brush yourself off, ignoring the slight pain in your ankle.

“Never better.”

“Perfect. There’s a vent just a few meters to your left. Open it and get in.”

You follow his instructions as they come through.

“Alright inside, place the uplink. Okay, turn it on. Now move forward till you can turn right. There should be a vent opening. But wait. We need Ethan’s signal.”

You linger in the vents for what seems like an eternity, then Ethan’s voice comes through.

“It’s all offline. Continue.”

Exhaling, you open the vent with a small tool. You drop down effortlessly, making sure to not put too much pressure on your recovering ankle.

“Now what?” You whisper.

“Find the elevator, it should just be down the hall,” Benji replies.

Thankfully, there’s no security personnel on the top floor. You find the elevator and it opens without you pushing any buttons. Ethan must be controlling it remotely.

You step inside and the doors shut and quickly descend to the 43rd floor. Your heart is nearly beating out of your chest as you recall the last breach, and how you had to save Ethan from being killed by guards.

You swallow dryly. You’ve made it so far. Imagining doing all of this alone genuinely terrifies you.

Don’t die, Ethan. I need you.

Hand ghosted over your pistol, you step out onto the server floor room. It’s dim lighting, but you can make out the rows of server racks, and you head towards the last one, walking briskly now. The breach flash drive is hung around your neck with a small chain. Just like clockwork, you open the racks, take the chain off, and stick the drive into a port.

Ten armed men burst into the room.

They’re shouting in Japanese, and from what you can tell, they’re angry. One starts shooting in your direction, and you duck down, hiding behind a server rack.

“It’s an ambush!” You scream into your comms.

“Get out of there quick!”

You shoot a guard that comes around the corner and he falls. “That’s a great idea!”

“They must have known we were coming. Or something didn’t go right when Ethan shut the system down.”

“I didn’t make a mistake,” Ethan huffs. He’s out of breath, but why?

I’m gonna die! How am I supposed to take them all down?

Thinking fast, you get up and run to the other side of the room. If you could start a small fire in one of the server racks, it would blow up. You open a server rack and wait till the guards get closer to you, then,

BOOM.

With one shot from your gun into the rack’s wires, it explodes, sending several men, and yourself backwards. Sirens start blaring and the overhead sprinklers blast on. It’s a mess of fire, smoke, water, and bullets.

You run back towards the main rack where you left the drive. To your dismay, it’s gone.

“No! I lost it-”

You’re cut off by more gunshots ripping through the air. You turn around and shoot down two more men, ducking in the process to avoid any fire. Your breath is ragged from the smoke in the air and it’s getting harder to breath. The fire you set is spreading quickly to the other server racks, lighting the room in an orange glow that flickers off the metal and blood.

You hear more orders in from the guards to each other, and they’re getting closer to your hiding spot around a cable box.

Suddenly-

A pair of hands grabs you from behind.

You nearly react until a familiar voice speaks low and close to your ear.

“Easy, it’s me.”

Ethan.

“What? How-?” You stammer.

He pulls you backwards, basically throwing you out of the way, then in a flash of grey and black tactical gear, he raises two guns. In two swift shots, he drops the closest threats to you, clean.

You exhale sharply, somewhere between a laugh and sob. Relief floods your chest, but it’s not over yet.

“You really know how to throw a party,” he shouts over the sprinklers, sirens, and incoherent shouting.

“A little late, don’t you think?” You gasp.

He looks at you, checking for blood. “I’m just fashionably late. I actually got here three minutes ago.”

We’ll look at who's getting some sass. You must be rubbing off on him.

“You could have told me!”

“I just did. Come on, it’s not over yet, Benji’s rerouting the elevators,” he says as another burst of gunfire rains down. Ethan stays close, shielding you as your duck through the flaming corridor and reach the elevators just as they slide open.

“Get in!” He shouts, beating you to the doors.

You dive to make it inside, then-

BANG. A shot cracks the air.

The pain is sharp and blinding.

Your knees buckle and Ethan catches you just before you collapse to the ground.

He drags you into the elevator and hits the close button. Bullets slam into the metal as the doors shut.

“Benji!” Ethan barks into the comms, voice raw. “We need an exfil, now!”

The elevator lurches downwards.

Ethan tears off his jacket and presses it into your side. You gasp, clutching his arm.

“Look at me,” he breathes, voice thick with panic. “Just-just hold on, alright? Stay with me.”

You’re trying to make out his face as stars dance across your vision, but for a split second you see a chain glinting on his neck.

The drive.

He already had it.

Of course he did.

Already done what you came here for. And yet…

He’s here. Holding you like losing you isn’t an option.

Like you’re the most important part of the mission.

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~ % TAGLIST: @sarahskywalker-amidala @mirrorballbb @angstylittleb1tch @allthespecificity @knowledgefulbutterfly @napplenapple @glittergellyric @solareclipse4 @sdrose93 @ninihunt @klriggs07 @theresirin @anima-patronos

#ethan hunt x reader #the enemy of my enemy #ethan hunt #mission impossible #ethan hunt fanfic #tom cruise #ethan hunt x you #ghost protocol #mission impossible 8

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lostinthe-void-666 · 3 months ago

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I was just thinking about how I usually make Xisuma 16-17 when he joins hermitcraft in my fics and I just like.

Because it was only supposed to be an escape from his home. A new home where he could start again, but then his home was destroyed and They took so many of the friends he had made. And now he’s responsible for picking up the pieces because the server Chose Him to be it’s Admin. Despite everything.

And who better to run a server than a kid (who is also pretty much considered a baby in his own species) and has never had Admin training. What better way to build resentment…

#xisuma #xisumavoid #says things #cue “voidwalkers live for millennia because time really doesn’t mean anything in the end/void.#“millennia is long enough to watch civilizations rise and fall in the overworld but nothing ever changes in the void.”#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft headcanons #< kinda #headcanon #oh and also sentient severs #etc etc #<33

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hellfiresky · 27 days ago

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GAR ALL PERSONNEL BROADCAST

Pairing: This is the most random mix possible. From RCs to my own OCs (fully developed ones you can meet in my fics) and new faces I made up on the spot.

Summary: Not my first time making clone group chats, but my first time posting one as a standalone! It’s exactly what it sounds like: millions of clones stuck in one galaxy-wide all-personnel group chat. GFFA data service and tech are apparently so powerful. You leave the chat for one minute and there’s already +6000 messages. Absolutely unmanageable. Mods are barely holding it together.

Mod list: Boss, Cody, Alpha-17, Bacara, Jesse (somehow he made it among officers), Gree, Sinker (somehow he made it too), Ordo, Fi

Warnings: nothing. Crack ahead. EVERYONE LIVES.

Taglist: @orangez3st - also because this crack came up in our chat 💀

GAR ALL PERSONNEL BROADCAST

📌 PINNED MESSAGE (edited 3 hours ago by Jesse):

Welcome to ALL PERSONNEL BROADCAST – this is the official GAR-wide channel.

Rules (because apparently we need them):

1. No thirst trap reviews.

2. Use threads. For the love of Prime.

3. Be kind. No inter-unit war. Mods will smite you.

4. If you see General Kenobi or General Skywalker join, act normal.

5. No one wants to hear your datapad mix at 0300

6. Any dream involving General Mundi is a YOU problem.

7. DO NOT EVER add civvies, Jedi, or your Mandalorian buire (looking at you, Skirata’s sons).

8. Please remember: Alpha-17 is reading AND modding.

9. Emotional breakdowns permitted on Primeday only.

10. The “clones tier list” thread is banned. Forever.

(This week’s special rule: If you see Marshal Commander Cody typing, stop what you’re doing and reflect on your sins.)

Current mod on duty: Ordo Skirata

Most recent muted user: Dickies from the 41st Elite Corps (for sending an unsolicited Niamos karaoke as a bit).

Server uptime: 99.7% (dropped after Marshal Commander Fox rage-quit and rebooted the network)

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CT-339821: i texted her “what if we kissed in the AT-TE maintenance hangar 🥺👉👈”

CT-898421: real ones know there’s no better first date than taking apart a blaster

Ridge: y’all got dates??? 😐

Hardcase: i got RIZZ

Echo: please stop using that word.

Jesse (mod): no he’s right tho. hardcase got this weird situational rizz. 3 seconds max and then he self-destructs

Kix: idk what’s worse, the medbay smell or watching y’all exchange your pickup lines in this chat like it’s 79’s fresher line at midnight

Sinker (mod): just woke up to 6,902 unread messages what the actual kriff is going on here

Scorch: *sends tooka memes*

Cody (mod): STOP SPAMMING. THIS IS NOT FOR MEMES.

Boil: but sir we had an important discussion about if clones could beat a rancor with bare hands (probably buried. scroll up for context!)

Boss (mod): No. You could not.

Fi (mod): I could

Niner: Omega fucking wins again

Ordo (mod): No you couldn’t, Fi. You whined when you stubbed your toe on Dar’s gear bag.

Alpha-17 (mod): If i see one more picture of some shiny’s helmet next to a mug of caf and a datapad with the caption “just Centaxday tings” I’m purging this entire network

Parts: sir u just don’t understand ✨aesthetic✨

Gree (mod): boys, boys. please. some of us are trying to maintain a reputation here.

Bly: Reputation as what gree. The funky lil trooper figurines collector???

Wolffe: YOU PROMISED YOU’D STOP MENTIONING THE FIGURINES

CT-8364: With all due respect, sir. That’s such an L

Wolffe: Trip, right? Latrine duty. Now.

Bacara (mod): What’s an L?

Jesse (mod): ok ok back to business. shinies been saying some wild shit. translation thread starting now. drop your questions sirs

Boss (mod): What does “ate” mean? What did Rex eat on Umbara?

Rex: rations and sterile milk

Fives: shut the fuck up rex you can’t be that dense

Dogma: Wow, ARC title allows you to talk osik to your superior?

Jesse (mod): shut up dog

Echo: shut up dogma

Fives: SHUT UP, DOGMA!

Nax: Thanks, guys, he’s sulking again and stole the console. It was supposed to be my turn to play Battle Star.

Hardcase: i WILL beat him and he will SULK even more

Sinker (mod): “ate” -> Translation: He did well. Usage: “Captain Rex really ate during that campaign on Umbara 🔥”

Boss (mod): What’s the significance of eating and performing?

Fixer: @Scorch get him

Scorch: On my way! 🫵🏾🤣💥

Fi (mod): Okay i’m starting a new thread called “Fever Dreams” for funsies! Drop your weirdest dreams. go!

Comet: I dreamt I was a loaf of bread being sliced by General Plo. He was gentle.

CC-IMMUNE: dreamt i had to re-certify my shooting skills and the blaster was a frog. General Yoda had to tame it

Nate: Dreamt that Kit Fisto told me he was proud of me. I woke up sobbing

Jangotat: CT-92-1786, oh you’re the one who adopted my former name.

Bacara (mod): Not gonna happen, kid. @Nate

Advisor: Dear all, please avoid going to Mess Hall B98 at the Republic Military Base from 1300 to 1800 tomorrow. There will be a demolition experts meet up.

Cody (mod): Thank you, Addy.

Bacara (mod): Well noted.

Fox: Thanks. Please contact Thire for all base announcements.

Sev: what did i miss i was asleep

Jesse (mod): dreams. drop yours and be weird about it.

Sev: i dreamt i was in a hot spring on hoth with the Delta Squad. but the water was beer. Fixer had eggs for eyes. Scorch was a sentient kettle. Boss was Boss.

Fi (mod): EXACTLY the kind of sick shit I wanted

Ordo (mod): I always pick the wrong time modding

CT-78927: one time i dreamt we were all assigned emotions like that animated holofilm. i got “mild disappointment”, CT-78928 got “suppressed anger”

Bacara (mod): @Keeli aren’t those your kids?

Keeli: Yeah. The weird ones are mine, sir.

Hound: I had a dream where I adopted at least 60 massiffs

Wrecker: I DREAMT I WAS DATING A THERMAL DETONATOR and SHE WAS SHY BUT SWEET 🫵🏾 WHEN SHE BLEW UP, SHE SAID “I’M SORRY IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY” AND KISSED ME. BOOM! DREAM!

Crosshair: I’m banning you from sleeping in the armoury

Parts: dreamt i was in 79’s, but the band was made of Jedi. Obi-Wan on drums. Anakin on bass. Kit on guitar. Plo on keys. Mace crowd surfed. i got kicked in the face and thanked him 🫡

Thorn: i dreamt i was chasing paperwork and every time i got close it changed into a new form. i woke up and it was real

Fox: We shared the same dream, vod.

Gree (mod): last night i dreamt i was a lamp in the Jedi Council chamber.

Boss (mod): All of you need psychological help

Jesse (mod): Boss pls drop ur weird dream or we’re revoking ur mod card

Boss (mod): I dreamt I got demoted and had to lead base tours for civilians in @Part’s drag sash. Walon Vau hugged me, and I woke up sweating.

Ordo (mod): weirdest part is Vau showing affection

Fi (mod): ok that concludes Fever Dreams. you lot are unwell. i’m proud of us.

Alpha-17 (mod): Everyone logging into this thread is being scheduled for mandatory psych eval. Even me. Especially me.

Tup: okay but hear me out, what does it mean if i dreamt the clones were all in a musical called Buirmia! and Captain Rex had a solo called “Order 69” whilst Commander Fox tap danced in a turbolift in 1313 and Commander Cody did a duet with General Kenobi

Echo: it means we all need to go to sleep and never wake up

Omega: This looks fun! What are you guys talking about? 🤭

Echo: CLOSE YOUR EYES

Echo: WHO GAVE THE KID ACCESS?!

Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, and Wrecker left

Sister: This is why I told you it was a bad idea to join this broadcast @Emerie

Emerie left

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reimenaashelyee · 1 year ago

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Alexander, The Servant & The Water of Life Chapter 8.03 (July 17 2024)

He left when the world needed him most.

I wouldn't recommend doing such a big ambitious webcomic while doing your Masters.....

The footnotes are juicy for the first page in this set of updates! Head on to the Alex Comic site (link below) for the historical artefacts that were referenced.

About the comic

2 pages (or 2 double pages). If you’re interested in the research footnotes, click the link in the header text to go to the webcomic site! See the art in glorious full-size too.

Don’t forget to subscribe to the newsletter for update notifications in your inbox.

JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER

#alexander comic #webcomic #comics

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 1 year ago

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AITA for reporting my friend to the discord mods?

I (17F) joined a server with my friend Andy (19M) that was for shipping ocs/self-inserts with canon characters. The mods Nia (17F), Todd (17M), and Ann (17F) invited us to the server through a mutual friend Tia (18F).

Andy shipped his self-insert with one of the characters that was 17. And since this was his self-insert, the oc would be 19 too. I did not think that was a good thing cause he was an adult and the character was a minor, so I secretly reported him to Nia, Todd, and Ann. I logged off for a few hours and came back to see that Andy had been banned from the server for pedophilia and to protect the other minors in the server.

Andy had sent a few dms to me complaining about being banned for something so harmless. I argued that pedophilia was not harmless. That was when he got angry at me and demanded that I tell him if I was the one that reported him. I told him that I had and he yelled at me for doing that. Andy argued that it was only a two year age gap. But I told him that since he was 19 that made him an adult and that the character was 17 thus still a minor. Because of that, that would be pedophilia, so he was in the wrong.

Andy apparently messaged Tia about it all because she came into my dms saying that I was wrong to do that. I told her that I did it for the safety of everyone else in the server and the minor characters cause it was weird for a 19 year old (a clear adult) to want to date a 17 year old. Tia said that she was going to convince Nia, Todd, and Ann to unban Andy because that wasn't real pedophilia, and that it was not a concerning thing to have a 19 year old and 17 year old date. She also said that a fictional character didn't need protecting and that they had no real feelings. She also said I was an asshole for getting Andy banned and protecting a fictional character over a real person with feelings.

AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

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pleasure-as-a-means-of-survival · 1 month ago

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Howdy howdy! Back with another Masterpost for another challenge from the Daddycest Discord Server!

This round was Moodboard Madness, where server members had a choice between five different moodboards as a prompt to inspire either fanfic or fanart, and boy, they knocked it out of the park! Kudos to all who participated! The moodboards each member chose are linked in their works!

Want in on the fun? Join our Discord server, here! We welcome anything within full house wincest (and more!)

Now, without further ado...

Moodboard Madness Masterpost

Rating - Mature

Fics

All Heroes End Up Martyrs - by @nuturalsuper

Word count - 1.5k

Pairing - Dean Winchester/John Winchester

About Dean and his relationship with his Father and religion and how those two can get mixed up.

Hound's Tooth - by @xpurdyglambertx

Rating - Explicit

Word Count - 1.5k

Pairing - Dean Winchester/John Winchester

How funny, that something as fragile as me, feels safest when in your grasp. . OR Quick and nasty John/Dean sex. Written for the Daddycest Discord Server's Challenge, "Moodboard Madness." The moodboard I chose as inspiration is at the end of the fic!

Hell On Heels - by HellOnWheels8675 (on AO3)

Rating - Mature

Word Count - 561

Pairing - Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Sam's on a date. It ends the same way they all do. With his brother’s load in his ass and a body to dispose of.

Hold Me Down - by @holyfreaks

Rating - Explicit

Word Count - 660

Pairing - Dean Winchester/John Winchester

Dean is John's light in the darkness. John considers what it means to be soft, and he fucks his son.

Poacher's Pride - by @corn95

Rating - Explicit

Word Count - 1.3k

Pairing - Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Sam (17) and Dean drink one night when John is gone. Sam confesses his potential college plans, and Dean negatively reacts.

Grizzly Bear - by @crowleysmistress

Rating - Explicit

Word Count - 499

Pairing - Dean Winchester/John Winchester

John is always telling Dean to not wake Sam. Sam thinks that John is the noisy one.

Again - by @samanddean76

Rating - Explicit

Word Count - 587

Pairing - Jack Kline/Sam Winchester

Omega Jack needs to satisfy Alpha Sam. He just hopes he can.

Art

Small Pockets - by @pumpcidraws

Rating - G

Pairing - Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Description - At 18 Dean got really big and his hands no longer fit in Sammy's short pockets

#johndean #deanjohn #wincest #daddycest #john winchester #spn #dean winchester #spn discord #samjohn #johnsam #daddycest discord server #Daddycest Discord Server Challenge #masterpost #full house wincest

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kazutteoks · 3 months ago

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GO FOR IT! 𝜗𝜚 ; profiles #2

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⋆. 𐙚 ₊˚ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ °. ₊˚⊹

0B. hogwarts boyband

Lee Heeseung. (Heese)

17 years old, Ravenclaw sixth-year prefect.

He looks like a playboy but he stayed up all night creating an exact copy of Hogwarts in minecraft once. Likes videogames a lot, still debating whether it's profitable to be a streamer in the muggle world and a worker in the Department of Defense in the wizarding world, Hannah Montana style in all its glory. Molly Weasley was his nanny all his childhood, that's why he now puts his hands on his hips like a mother scolding other students. Everyone knows he, in a weird way, enjoys competing against Y/N for the best scores, but saying it out loud? he can't let that happen... yet.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ - read more undercut! ˚ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ ₊

Park Jongseong. (Jay)

16 years old, Slytherin sixth-year prefect.

Too tired to live, his only motivation is going home for winter break. He's having a tough time right now, but being with his friends makes him feel a lot better (this is the power of friendship! we all say in unison). Heeseung's best friend since they were in diapers, nobody knows Heeseung better than him. When he's not dissociating, he's keeping Sunoo and Jake out of trouble to make life easier for Heeseung and Jungwon (failing cause they also make his life difficult, especially Sunoo).

Park Sunghoon. (Hoon)

16 years old, Ravenclaw sixth-year student.

Acts nonchalant just to hide his Animal Crossing obsession. Doesn't like nosy people, but really enjoys sticking his nose in other people's business, since he's always quiet no one notices him in the common room listening to 'private' conversations. One of Heeseung's roommates but became close when they met on a Minecraft server during winter break in second year.

Sim Jaeyun. (Jake)

16 years old, Gryffindor sixth-year student.

A complete menace, has caused Jungwon and Heeseung more headaches than the OWLs and NEWTs. A proud single dad of a little cute pretty puppy named Layla (his words, not mine). Part of the quidditch team so, if you ask where he is, there are only three possible answers: practice, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, and the hospital wing, recovering from a broken limb. Molly Weasley was also his nanny, there's where he and Heeseung met before entering Hogwarts, but unlike mother Heeseung, Jake is the scolded son.

Kim Sunoo. (Sun)

15 years old, Slytherin fifth-year student.

Jake's partner in crime, looks like an angel but is the cause of most of the pranks in the dungeons, if you look at him for too long you can see the ghost of two horns coming out of his head. Likes Muggle series too much, the only way he's not being a problem is when he's too attached watching Haikyuu!. You can tell when his parents haven't paid for his Netflix subscription cause his pranks per day increase. Jay's #1 fan, whole first year Sunoo chased him until they became friends.

Yang Jungwon (Wonie)

15 years old, Gryffindor fifth-year prefect.

A pure angel who fell from heaven, literally Heeseung's favorite. Always dragging his friends to study, to do their homework, gives treats when feeling low and gives advice when need it. Just became a prefect and already wants to quit, so young but Jake and Sunoo makes him feel so old. Sunoo's best friend since forever, naturally joined the group with him.

Nishimura Riki. (Riks/Niki)

14 years old, Ravenclaw fifth-year prefect.

He's the one who convinced Heeseung to make Hogwarts in Minecraft that said night. Sometimes he forces his friends to play DTI just to show off his VIP. Nobody knows how he became a prefect, they just see him playing on his phone all the time but then again, he's a Ravenclaw, it's just natural. Too shy until it comes to astronomy and tarot, does tarot readings for money so he can pay for his gacha games, and he's that good he actually has loyal clients everywhere in the castle. Always kicking Heeseung and Sunghoon's asses in Skywars... and that's how they became close.

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kitkatscabinet · 2 years ago

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Fuck it. Stepbro Gaz x Reader

This one goes out to the discord server, you sick freaks 🫶

Stepbro! Gaz that’s 17 when your 15, meeting for the first time at your parents wedding, not even four months after they’d met. Neither of you are very happy but Kyle is the cutest boy you’ve ever seen so you quickly get over it.

Stepbro! Gaz that lets his new little shadow follow him around like a puppy without much fuss because it’s kind of nice to be the centre of someone’s attention for once.

Stepbro! Gaz that only notices how weird your clingy behaviour is when his friends point it out. He tries to pull away a little bit but he’s weak to your tears and pouty face. He joins the military not long after this revelation and by the time he’s consistently back home you’re already off at University.

Stepbro! Gaz seeing a video of you drunkenly making out with some guy at a party on one of his old friends social media and tries to convince himself that it’s lingering sibling affection that makes him so angry at the sight. Even if his mind keeps inadvertently flashing back to the sight of your bare thighs.

Stepbro! Gaz that’s 21 to your 19 when you drunkenly call him for the first time, sniffling as you whine about how badly you want his cock. He has you hand the phone to someone else, makes sure you’re safe and promptly hangs up, desperately ignoring how hard he is.

The second time it happens he doesn’t hang up fast enough and listens as you touch yourself, the obscene squelching noises filtering into his ear along and for the first time he wishes alongside you that it was his fingers. He doesn’t pick up the next time you call.

The third time you admit to him that you’re a virgin, that despite how many guys there are trying to get in your pants your saving yourself for him. The cold shower isn’t enough that time and he gives in to his urges, just this once he promises.

Stepbro! Gaz finally seeing you again for a family Christmas gathering. It’s been a long year of your torturous calls and seeing you in person is almost enough to break his resolve. Especially because you touch him so brazenly.

Stepbro! Gaz that walks into his room a few days later, pent up and mad from your teasing behaviour later only to find you desperately humping his pillow.

His brain is screaming at him to turn around and get the fuck out but you’ve already noticed him, teary eyes and whiny voice going straight to his dick as you beg to touch him. “Please Kyle. I’ll use your thigh. You won’t even have to do anything!”

Stepbro! Gaz finally giving in at that, brain blue screening and before he knows it you’ve already cum on his thighs twice, whining and pawing at his chest as you beg for more

#x reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #kyle garrick cod

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avocadish0w0 · 7 months ago

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Funny thing I realized yesterday

The Watchers, by practically the whole fandom, are portrayed to be heartless, cold, cryptic celestial beings that forced Grian to become a watcher and never cared about anyone since the Evo server

But

Let's take in consideration, two things

Grian joined Hermitcraft S6 during the last episodes of EvoSMP (his first HC video released 4 days after ep49 of Evo in 19th of July 2018)

The last episode of Evo in Grian's channel (from where I watched) has a segment to a conversation between two watchers that later turn into three

Taking these two, let's start my point

(Also take in consideration that this is my opinion and what I realized and found it funny, I understand the difference between canon and fanon for the watchers)

(CAUTION! THE FOLLOWING TEXT HAS MAJOR SPOILERS FROM EVOSMP FINALE, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK)

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The Watchers aren't what they tell you about.

The motion pictures, the paintings, the stories, they're all wrong. (/Jk)

Let's analyse the end screen of Grian's finale on EvoSMP (Ep51 - minute 17:32)

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The scene starts with the text from Watcher 1 (all will be color coded in the way they are in the video for better understanding). The greetings. It's informal, friendly even, they were waiting to speak to the Evolutionists

They follow with Watcher 2 talking about being watching them from the start. Since Beta 1.2

Saying they watched their struggles with crafting, but most importantly (as described) they watched them have fun.

They reminisce the series, the rise of the Grian Empire, the fall of Dirt cheap and everything else along the 11 months of the series

Watcher 1 mentions squiddy from back early in Grian's series, how it was burnt down and rebuilt in Zee's baze, how the squid was great fun for the server. They also mention how much of a day it was when Taurtis joined the server and when he decided to leave.

Getting sidetracked there... Good times had to come to an end, and they needed to deliver two news

The good

And the bad

Followed by a funny and heartwarming scene of Watcher 2 not wanting to, and wanting to keep remembering good times.

Followed by remembering the war between the Property Police and the Mafia

And many more memories (this will get too long if I keep talking about it...)

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The Watchers also talk about a someone who pranked the server a lot, and got in trouble with them a few times...

Someone who took rewards meant to be shared...

Blocks from their temples!

But they got them back, putting obsidian on top of his chests.

"That Grian sure was a nuisance..."

A quote from Watcher 2, followed by a memory

"But he did create an entire town and help bring people together."

They talked about how he trolled Jimmy countless times...

But that's another story.

I keep getting sidetracked!

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Now, they all killed the Ender Dragon

One each.

The portal they jumped through was not the one the Watchers create to jump between versions

That portal was fundamental for a great change in the Evo server

The first time they were able to speak to the Watchers without riddles, songs and rhymes, the small gap where worlds collide.

The news are given...

When the Evolutionists return, nothing will be the same, and they'll have to find a new way to survive.

But they'll also have to follow with one less of them

"Ten will become nine"

Progress would have be made without the empire...

Grian has to be taken.

It wasn't an easy decision, they had their reasons...

And they hope someday you'll understand them...

One person does not make a server, and as much excited as they were to see the rejuvenation of the server, they would also miss Grian and his antics, this is said through this conversation (21:24)

Watcher 1: Yes, perhaps they will. But one person does not make a server. I, for one, am excited to watch what this rejuvenation will bring!

Watcher 2: As am I, friend. But I will miss Grian on the server.

Watcher 1: We all will, not least, the Evolutionists themselves.

But he never really left, he would always be watching over them, he'd have joined the Watchers

The best of wishes we're sent to those who'd continue the legacy, and a new text is presented

Watcher 3

The watchers welcome him as a friend, asking him to send his last message to his old friends

The words were:

Watcher 3: It would be my pleasure. Good luck everyone, I am sad that this is my fate... But I want you to remember my heart will be with you all, and I will still be on the server in your hearts and in spirit...

Good luck in the next chapter of Minecraft Evolution. I look forward to watching you all.

And with that, goodbyes were sealed, the screen fades black and the episode ends.

Now, I know it's sad he had to leave, but it wasn't fighting, he accepted his fate and peacefully went.

I, for one, don't think the Watchers are the heartless monsters you tell them to be, cryptic celestial beings, yes, but not monsters

They did justice for those who deserved it.

Grian took more than what was given, and for that he was punished.

Zee got rewarded with treasure for being the one who took little to none.

They took down when Martyn decided to become the mayor himself after Taurtis left.

It was never unfair.

I think that's mostly it for what I wanted to say, it's unjust to u- them to be portrayed as something they're not

If you read it this far, thank you for your attention, goodbye.

And remember...

We're always watching...

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"So, is it good enough?"

"You almost gave it out in the end, Lux!"

"I know! I know! I tried to make it as less sounding like an excuse for us as possible! Don't blame me! It's hard to speak about us in third person!"

"Forget it, c'mon, let's go now- is it still recording?"

"Oh... Oops...?"

*Footsteps rushing in the distance*

"ILLUXXENTT!! YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT!!"

-end of recording-

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